Last week I put ad on craigslist. "Artist looking for artist girl (or related) Please have heart. Have blood. Nice smile helps. Be cool. Maybe...
Me: Asian, thin, average height, 25. I can buy you a PBR or two.
After many fat girls who think drawing and animation art (because im asian they think i like stupid things like that) i give up and realize craigslist was stupid idea. Then wed night i get email from artist girl who makes sculptures/installation and teaches art at community college (ok i say). She send her myspace and face pictures are pretty and but her body is not very clear. she look thin enough so i write to 30 year old girl back and after 2 emails we make date for the next night (i like her already).
I never like dates. i usually give sleaze to friends friends hoping to hook up without going to far or trying too hard. But sometimes dick commands man. Dick speaks louder than words. So i bring bootle of whiskey and show up in "art district" in downtown los angeles, next to manufacturing warehouses. Girl or women i should say has nice pretty face but a little thick like i questioned. But its ok. I have whiskey. She has a huge warehouse space loft like home. for 30 year old women she is cool. Many women that age take themselves to serious. not so much her. We make drinks, and we walk around her studio and she shows me many donald judd but more colorful like sculptures (ok i say) Im thinking about pussy so art not registering. I make 1 or two more drinks fast. She shows me her colored contacts, and i ask to look closer, then i just jump on her lap and make-out (haha). She likes my kissing and i keep trying to take off top in the kitchen and she says i forgot you are 25 (i think to myself 25 year old dick same as 50 dick). We go up her stairs into her little loft area and she begans to show me around and i shut her up with my kiss and my hands that touch her vagina from outside her pants. She gets aggressive and starts biting. On bed she rips my chest apart and leaves bruise marks. So i tried to bite back but she doesn't like. So i go down and eat pussy but she stops me. What! she is hungry and wants to eat dinner, like we planned. My dick is red. Food? she stroked my dick from outside my pants seeing my face, and i think - this women knows man. So i respect and go eat dinner with her.
Fred 6o something. trendy restaurant in los feliz. Salmon salad me and we buy bottle of wine. But she keeps giving me more drink than her (ok, im the youn one i think). i grab her hand and place on dick while eating on stools. she rubs me while she eats. We leave in a storm, who knows who paid for what, 4 whiskeys and 3 glasses of wine, we are making out on the streets stumbling past aging hipsters with "creative" jobs as hairstylist and art directors for films. Driving to wharehouse in downtown, i lift her skirt and start fingering her pussy. she opens wider so i go deeper and harder and i think i almost crash so i stop in middle of downtown street and just finger her very hard till she comes. Inside her loft we fall on bed and she tells me she gives "amazing head" (ok). wow. white art teacher sucks dick like Philippine drag queen. I'm to drunk to cum so i taste my dick on her lips and then turn her around and start to slip dick in when she stops and gives me condom (oh yeah). We change into regular position. then i turn her around and do doggy position. Ass bounce is nice. White girl is super loud. I guess no neighbors to complain. I grunt for fun. And in middle of sex she start laughing. I start laughing. then i slip dick sideways and pull her hair as i fuck her harder and she likes. she turns around and bites me. Fuck. and she bites. Bitch thinks its war. So i pull hair and she loves. Fuck. So i grab her face and stick dick in and she pulls away and looks at me with pouting face and says "are you going to stick that cock in my face" i stick in and cum immediately.
she gave me breakfast this morning and kiss goodbye. I think we wont talk again. thats how los angeles works.