2 years ago i meet clan of xmos in dirty strip club of vegas, the glitter gulch. She was a pasty brunette with two tattoes and with legs so soft i almost came when she lifted my shirt and wrapped her legs around me, with stranger pulsating a lust driven head. Oh my god, she was no ordinary stripper. This was no stripper song. I was too real. Too sexy. I felt like she was my girlfriend. And i asked her " who is this", she said: Clamazimoes. Next day in backseat of mexicans friends car all i can think was clamazimoes, and think what a fucked up name to get hard off. When i google nothing will come up. not 1 page. WTF. then i try variations and nothing. i give up after 10 minutes. ok that was that. months later i visit mexican friend in mexico city who gives me busboy job and we go to dance club in condesa roma, where all cool kids hang out, and they play song, and pasty white girl with hips that make any man settle on marriage surface to mind. I run to dj and ask "que song is". Stranger. Stranger. what. Straaaaangeeer. And i ask who and i cant hear him and i ask to see record and finally i read cover "Clan of Xmos". There was no fucking point to this story but to tell you that ( and then later that night i get so drunk i tell girls in some band that im los angeles music director and i make out with 18 year mexican girl in bar that last till 5 in morning and everyone looks under 21. That was fun.
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