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March 30, 2008

Black thong jiggling among cocaine pirate hipsters

A mob of hipsters invade next door party. Muffled noises beneath my room. I'm too lazy, too much a hermit to care for party. But the party is nearly in my bedroom so why not take off my pants and have good time. 2 whiskeys before talking to anyone and 3 beers later next door. Im with cocaine Pirate hipsters. no one dancing. I see friend and we go into bedroom and join the cocaine festivities on kafka book and a rolled up bank statement. No bling bling bitches tonight. Crowd feels a little booty, a little middle class. Just up my alley.  We join party and some cute apple bottom jean girls dancing. There is cuban hot girl with sass smacked across her pucker and eyebrows, black heel hip sway with an ass i want to chew and do lines of coke off. Come here mammi. I bring her close to me, grind to some hip hop raunch and I can already taste her weight on my flesh, damped and gripping. she goes into the kitchen where only i can see here and lowers her pants and claps her ass with a black thong. immediately my head thinks i want to slap and grab. but Its funny what a couple of months of hermitude will do to dick. makes dick lazy. Dick reacts  seconds late. Life is about momentum and if you haven't been fucking its hard to start fucking again. But you have to start somehow. So i sit there cerebrally  admiring scene when i realized i have a dick to attend to. i rush into kitchen, but a few seconds late, once already raising her pants, my hands in mid swing of a velcro slap against her jiggling flesh. We stumble into dance room and she covers me with cumbia hips and a smile i want to see after she pulls my dick out of her mouth, just before she jumps on my dick. Ahhhh..., she has boyfriend...but life doesn't really work that way... i'll let u go home at 6 in the morning.

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me recuerda del sudor del cubano Pedro Juan Gutierrez, Dirty Havana Trilogy.

Hahahahahahaaa!!!!1 Embarrassing!

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