Hollywood Macabre
I dont understand Halloween. Just like i dont understand sports. Im not sure what happens in peoples brains and why they they jump when monkeys make goals. I wont understand many things in life but some things i do understand. Like other day i walk into bathroom and two guys are taking shit next to each other in stalls. They talk to each other and share laughs, like normal conversation. I take pee and i dont question for a second the conversation over shit taking. It makes sense to me.
Now for Art.
I can tell u i saw many new galleries in chinatown last night and u can expect to know they are shit. so maybe i dont waste your time with stupid Daniel Hug, kontainer, David something something, and many other dumb galleries. But Before cocaine and whiskey and halloween makeouts with lesbian on party porch, i walk into Telic gallery and memories of New York city last summer i get. BAM BAM. Needles. Blood. Glass. Yelling. yippie ya yeh cowboy. Performance is hollywood. I wonder why there isnt performance art agents in hollwyood putting together macabre shows. Everyone gets a kick and it means nothing in the end - perfect for los angeles. Its like casual encounters. I give to guilty pleasure and watch hoping to see hurt, to see audience get hurt. Pick me Joe Deutch so i can bite your bottom lip and we make movie together. But he doesn't. And he spits saliva into needle and pretend to take drugs. OH god, please. I leave and hunt for beer and in one hour im at hop louie bar doing coke off girls breasts (no, not really, but its a night of hollywood so i can pretend) White China happens later in Anthem magazine party with 2 white girls and australian guy in restroom, while i pee in bathtub and one girl pee in toliet. Los angeles loves coke. Just like blockbuster movies. YAP YAP YAP and nothing happens. I dont care what they say and they dont care what i say "i dont remember say that last night". PArty was party with liquid of the spirits and cop lights, and i was hoping to hear and watch fight but nothing happened. So when i was leaving party, i push guy with shoulder who was too close and he push back harder and i turn around ready to chew on face when some girl says "what a fucking asshole"- talking about the other guy. I smile to her and walk away.















