One week later after thanksgiving craigslist posting white jewish girl in silverlake message me " I found your posting hilarious for some reason, you actually serious?". So i send photo and ask for photo but she send myspace. Shes a boston girl from Emerson college, 21, arrive in los angeles 2 months ago (fresh and lonley) working on music internship. Her face ok not something i marry, hair little curly, her body look thin and nice, dress not so bad, not so hipster. No HEADBANDS like most fucking cobra snake idiots. Ok. Lets play. Friday, Echo park. my house. Roomate is not home. Yes, I have whiskey ready.
Ok. Face needs a little work but with Jewish nose comes jewish boobs. We have whiskey and coke (like pepsi) and she talks about music, bands playing, spaceland, the echo, blah blah blah. I hate music people. Fucking rock and roll thinking. After 2 whiskeys i realize she typical young american who believes in "we only live once" " life is short" and who suffer from thought that if not go out tonight, if not go out tomorrow and the next night, that she would miss something, some amazing experience life could teach her, some great story, If she stay home tonight by herself she would miss rock and roll. She would miss youth. She would miss. So buttface emerson girl with nice body is drinking whiskey in living room with weird chinese misanthrope she meet tonight (hi, can i touch vagina warm).
She keeps blabbering and i want to move into room so i offer music (yes, it works) She starts molesting my itunes and i think o great maybe not good idea. I make more drinks, and the bitch keeps djing. (hello over here) i want her on my bed but she still on chair, 5 feet from my dick. She say justice is stupid. And i agree and tell her i know much better techno, german shit. Then i reach over and play iggy pop. She ask me about my art, looking around my room, seeing nothing on walls. Oh long story, a bunch of pretentious shit i tell her. She says "wanna go to lil joy" (fucked bar with rock and roll dreams down the street). Cocky after 3 whiskeys, and with dick hard in pants i tell her "hmmm, later. wanna make out" She laughs but not with surprise, very comfortable with the situation and for a second her face looks pretty. u do coke she tells me. Yea sure. She pulls out baggy. We cut and do lines next to laptop and iggy pop is playing "I'm sick of you". we start making out standing up. The moment feels so rock and roll and go with. We fall on bed. my hands rushing up her shirt and girl unbutton pants (wow, im lil surprised). she gets up and takes off shirt but very mechanically. I help with bra and monster breasts fly in face. To bad they sag a little to the side. She has no expression in face. I kiss her down and unbutton pants, and i'm sliding her pants off when i realize i dont feel dick. Where is dick. I grab myself as i see her panties. FUCK! its ok i will eat her out. the smell of warm vagina always make dick hard. she is shaved. i like little hair around girl lips, bald pussy looks scary, like chicken. ugly. After minutes i still feel no dick. it feel smaller than ever. fucking coke. i take pants off and she grabs dick to stroke but soft and she yanks and i keep kissing her. "Wannt me to go down" i feel stupid. what happen. why i feel so small. She goes down to suck dick and after a minute i stop her. my dick looks like shit. WTF. Iggy pop is still playing, rock and roll is happening and im heer with no dick and all vagina. My heart dropped and crash hard. I tell her sorry and we lay in bed for minutes that burn. I get up put pants and go to patio and call friend who does cocaine. I tell my dick dont work. What i do? He start laughing. this never happen. my dick is smaller than normal. how the fuck that happen. What kind of coke the bitch give me.
when i get back to room girl is dressed. Its only 12:20 am. Bye. Bye. After she leaves i make sure dick works. I masturbate to porn for hour and half till i cum. I fall asleep twitching, worried, tired.